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Dane Cook and his Deranged Plea to Avoid Eviction from Apartment

Dane Cook May Be Evicted for Dog Poo

Dane Cook May Be Evicted for Dog Poo

The love-him-or-hate-him comedian Dane Cook (me personally, I can’t stand him) is in court trying to avoid eviction from his apartment. The landlord wants to kick out Cook after no one cleaned up after his dog and his happy piles o’ poop.

In a three page letter to the judge, Cook explains that the only reason he rents the Hollywood apartment in the first place is because his comedy heroes John Belushi and Steve Martin used to live in the same complex.  Cook goes completely off the deep end has he notes “I know that the presence of those that have lived there before me affects me deeply and provides me with inspiration” and that he would suffer “mental and emotional” damage should he be kicked out and that his career would surely crumble.

Cook continues by saying “in the same way that writers can get writer’s block, comedians can really easily run out of ideas and ‘stories’; I am extremely frightened that this will happen to me if I am forced to move out of my apartment. I’ve seen it happen to other comics, that something interferes with their connection to their creative muse, and it’s destroyed careers.”

Cook has offered a $40,000 bribe voluntary fee to cover his doggy’s dastardly droppings.

September 22, 2008 Posted by | Celebrity, Eviction | , , , , | 1 Comment

George Michael Reportedly Arrested in Public Bathroom for Drug Possession

George Michael Arrest for Suspicion of Drug Possession

George Michael Arrest for Suspicion of Drug Possession

Over the weekend, a 45-year old man was arrested in a London public toilet on suspicion of drug possession after a tip-off from the bathroom attendant, and later released with a “caution” for possession of class A and class C drugs.

Although Michael was not named by police, other sources were later able to confirm his identity. Michael pleaded guilty last May for driving while unfit and was banned from driving for two years.  In an interview last year, Michael proudly proclaimed “…and I can afford my marijuana so that’s not a problem.”

September 22, 2008 Posted by | Musician, Under Arrest | , , , , | Leave a comment